Saturday, February 26, 2011

Can I Use Bonjela For Swollen Gums?

Foreigners [Back to the future ...].




Distinguished Foreigners are requested kindly close your eyes for five minutes. You see I am not talking about immigration * I put a capital letter. This message is for our country and friends, however distant * . We need some privacy between us to complete some adjustments.

Yes, this is the case of Michele Alliot-Marie, of course. But let us, we must receive the candidates selected for the cast. The last time we did not have time to organize ourselves, we had to choose in an emergency and we ended up with OSS 117 * in Tunis.

At the same time, while he talks about his abs and bikini * , no longer my political criticism. What? Can you repeat please? Not later, with the phrase "pointless appointment," what do you mean exactly? But of course that the Minister was speaking on behalf of France, of course. What do you think she was a caretaker in Sarcelles? * Foreign Affairs , it is the voice of countries around the world. Yes, also in Tunis.

You exaggerate, I remind you that we acted immediately and we have changed the local ambassador * . We have not had a bowl with recruiting, that's all. But for this case, we have the size. Yes, Juppe or Villepin, why? Yes, Chirac but I remind you that Chirac is still twice * winner of a Presidential.

Ah! The campaign * two thousand two, remember? Insecurity full of news broadcasts, whole pages in the press (just before the articles on the debt we leave to our grandchildren, yes!) and Jean-Marie, who passes second round. Gone are the Jospin, the Socialist and well done for Balladur. Oh he did not lose the hand, the old man.

Say, you think he could help me with foreign affairs. I think I screwed up ...


Benet Note: The best solution would be to rename Fillon Prime Minister!

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