Wednesday, December 29, 2010

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Father Christmas [to consume without moderation ...]




When children are young, we're so ashamed of capitalism ambient, we prefer to invent Santa. We thus avoid explaining the Carrefour hypermarkets * positivent that the world shareholders at the expense of producers in the area.

We will not tell them anyway, to the little ones * that they rave toys are manufactured by poor tawny whose monthly salary is even less what they cost us candy.

Dentist and thereafter for Gd that this system is screwed up for us to mow the wool at both ends * . The ogre

* , the wicked witch and the wolf, why not! We can always argue that they are there to offset a ton of good feelings * spread everywhere.

For Africa and the Third World, we can always resort to education. It will suffice to explain the tremendous work done by of extraordinary associations, held by persons * of such generosity it is fashionable to their spin a few gold coins.

Especially during the holidays, the best time of year we ask for the dough ...

But how can we explain * globalization of capitalism to our kids?

- You see my darling, the little girl * ended his day of fourteen hours of social progress. She can now freely enjoy his ten hours of leisure.


That's just it, the principle! They make us play stations * video, mp3 players *, * of Pikachu in yellow fur and
big screen TVs on which we can follow day after day, the great leap forward for mankind.

There is a large man dressed all in red, it has a voice as big as his beard and he looks all year to see if you are very wise. He happily hundreds of elves who are working in its factories for the benefit ...


Source image: Santa Claus (courtesy of Coca-Cola ® )

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Simple Or Welcoma Address

Warning, this article contains scenes.


note that the torture scene played at the opening
and repeated several times in this film could
offend the sensibilities of the viewer.


I just saw this alert message on television. I think it lacks a bit of precision. I beg you to excuse me but there are scenes of torture and torture scene. We do not suffer the same way after we die in front of any director * .

As in all things, there is evil in a measurement scale. If this is to prevent sensitive souls * a potential injury, it is advisable to know the exact nature. Is there blood everywhere and pieces of brains * visible on the walls? Do we see the suffering on the face of the actor? Are they abusing the innocent or to use a form of physical violence against a poor little child rapist recidivist.

[Not the kids, stupid, no repeats * not his childhood ].

Personally, some things are unacceptable to me and others that affect me in any way. It is possible that because of the vagueness of the warning * , I missed a great movie. Is there any Member unexpectedly separated from their original body?

I think about "Marathon Man" for example * . If you want to see him, give up reading this article, I think I'm going a little bit surprised you cock up. Dustin Hoffman is strapped to a chair in front of a guy in a white coat. He has before him on the table, a multitude of instruments * as bright and sharp and blunt as putative. It is nicknamed the dentist.

The director has just spent almost an hour to describe to you its origins * Nazi and reputation he has kept. Just as the specialist in intra-bucal approaches and Dustin Hoffman is heard yelling to imagine the scene * .

Even if you do not have sensitive teeth, I assure you imagine the pain of a tooth drilled slowly with a touch of shiny steel and cold * enough to hurt you soul irretrievably. And yet, nothing is shown ...


Source picture: * [attention the scene may offend the sensibilities]

__________________
The title of this article great
is a pale copy of Bruno Saolomone *

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

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Merry Christmas!



Away for Christmas, I just have time to put this little note to wish a Merry Christmas to all who pass.

Last year, the same day (22 December), I posted the gospel of the day (the Magnificat) in a small article here referenced.


"In Bethlehem, in the child the manger, God needed to man nor by power, nor wisdom, but he uses his heart and his humble and free decision to accept his love. "(Benedict XVI)

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Sunday, December 19, 2010

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Blessed Urban V, pope at Avignon (+ 1370)


It was a French pope in Avignon , and one of the Avignon popes to have been beatified.

Grimoard William, abbot of St. Victor of Marseilles, was elected pope in 1362. He was chosen out of the Sacred College. He enjoyed a reputation perfect or was regarded by many as a holy man. Of noble family from Lozère (he was born in 1310 in Grizac), William was a brilliant servant of the Church, he began to Clement VI and Innocent VI of delicate missions in Italy. He chose the name of Urban V, in reference to the city of Rome (urbs is the nickname of Rome, it means "the City" in Latin).

Previously, he went to Montpellier, taught there and became a renowned specialist of law. He was received a doctorate in 1342. He was still in this city when the plague spread of 1348.

Later he was appointed prior to the diocese of Auxerre. February 13, 1352, Pope Clement VI, placed him at the head of the Abbey of Saint-Germain of Auxerre and Innocent VI appointed him abbot of St. Victor, Marseilles Westminster Abbey, 2 February 1361, after the death of Etienne de Clapier. In all its expenses, it said "holy man moult and beautiful life, a great scholar and moult had worked for the Church."

After his election, Pope buckled the daunting task of reforming the morals of the Church. The queen of Naples and the King of France Jean asked her advice and assistance. He tried to put up with it a crusade, failed to King's death.

Pope Urban V tried to rid the Provence of Great Companies. He managed to send them to fight in Spain, but had to pay to their chief Bertrand du Guesclin a considerable sum.

In September 1366, Urban V decided to return to Rome, to the chagrin of French and Avignon. He left Avignon, 30 April 1367 and entered Rome in jubilation after October 16. The joy of the return did not last long. French and Italian cardinals were torn, insecurity spread, Perugia revolted, Bernabo Visconti of Milan plundered Tuscany. Urban V, isolated in Rome, decided to return to Avignon in September 1370. He died Dec. 19 of that year in the palace.

During his pontificate, the work and character of Urban V made unanimously. Her courageous return to Rome was aborted but the return the sovereign pontiff in the Eternal City was only a matter of time.

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Saturday, December 18, 2010

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Shhh [Alleeeeez]



So if I understand correctly, it bothers Julian Assange because he is telling the truth? None of the information he has released has been denied, is not it? No man is descended from the highest levels of power to reject any word he gave us to read * .

There would be two types of information? Those that balance * on internet to emulsify the buzz or the rank and file:

. Snow north of France idling

. The Europe * to thank you for the snow early Christmas holidays

. 52nd death of a French soldier in Afghanistan

. Opponents of "Focus cons Islamization" manifest

. When did the Marine Le Pen ...

[page LCI * at time of writing this article]



and other information, that it does not permit us to know. In

office doors lined with calf leather with great finesse * , two words softly to discuss the fate of a third, unfortunately absent. They agreed to band together against him and we should ignore? Can anyone remember when * , these guys have escaped our control?

Wikileaks concerned to inform us of what's happening behind the scenes * . This organization reveals that part of "we do not tell us everything" on which decides the fate of the world. This zone of lawlessness * for people like us who do not understand.

We are asked to vote for guys who hang themselves after years of lies * , suitcases full of secrets to keep away from us. We are asked to engage our interest in a candidate who is hidden * among others hidden. We remind our citizens to choose.

But without telling us what has already been decided. A reform of pensions * here, a war in Afghanistan here, the Social Security Merchants thank you finally what was he expected the election night?

So if I understand correctly, it bothers Julian Assange because he is telling the truth? And how I present it to my children then?

Image source: LePoint.fr © Witt / Sipa *

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

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Women [continuously updated]





Girls today are still much less * bold their mothers. Who had already messed up the work of their grandmothers. I apologize if I strike planned a little dinner at Grandma long.

Now the are grandmothers * if you want to pass their kids entrust their children must be provided to make an appointment.

Mammie walks his ass on the walls of Warsaw, Mammie walks his heart on his cheesy madness, Mammie walks his shadow on the main square in Italy, I find that * Mammie making the most of his retirement. The war boom, it was still practical to save. And

us like idiots, unless this is simply * the loose will to live nice things, we begin to help them in whatever they no longer have the energy to do these lazy . Hold me, for example * after my hard day's work, I still have dishes and meals to be provided.

With my companion, it has shared the daily work: me, and I cook, she eats. [she also has great humor, I know ...]

With a few drunks, amputation of the heart too open hands * and can not do the dishes: it is a question of physical defect that their incompatibility is still prefer the foam * soap, a kind of handicap of No. 10 in the third, Quamicoère Fol * , overall, men still move pretty * . Now they

bossent [and cheaper than us, perhaps we should be wary] , they have no time to take everything over. They must understand a little. And tell yourself that a woman * happy is a woman who laughs. At worst, think about your country and *, remember that while you vacuum, that they support domestic consumption by shoppers.

I will, in fact, take care of all those boring household chores. What's more logical that everyone takes part in the daily life of a place * . I am interested in my children if it happens that life takes me there. I think I might even like it.

But when the boss stares meetings 6:30 p.m. * when I take the job just birth * arrival, when they look at me strangely because I know about nappies * , when establishing my paternity * two days per fortnight, how do you think I get involved?

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Sunday, December 12, 2010

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Slowly [at long ...] The






You see a chip is very small. Well, imagine his anus * . No, not for sodomy, obsessed, it is to experience * . I think we can say without risking scientific criticism, an anus chip is close enough to inifinite loop small. Well it's a trick * yet a huge perspective atomic * .

You can see six billion people? Taking into account each other and we decide * arbitrarily weighing seventy pounds per head pipe, there is an astronomical body. You add the weight of the stone * that transports us across space and you overtake your ability imagination. How much is it in many oranges? * In square sugar?

Months to go have a drink on Mars * which is a jet peanut * . Across space, it is smaller than a flea anus what is still a huge spacial perspective.

Thus, it is equally impossible to imagine the infinitely small as the infinitely large. Beyond a certain point * , imagination wandered and no longer able to provide data. She then reached its limits ...

Photo source:
Peter Kurdulija

Friday, December 10, 2010

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d.ieux t'épient [and are in cahoots ...].



According representations, Gd * is an old bearded man sitting on a cloud. It is not far fetched image: father and son are girded by the same spirit. It was enough to see to understand that Jesus was not daron models at Jean Louis David * .

Maybe since we are all wary of * hirsute and hairy. See elected our hearts our polls as they wear skulls and smooth hairless cheeks. Yet we should remember that Judas * had short hair.


For Jews, portraits of the creator * , Y'avait but there's more. It's like the Muslims, when in doubt, it fails. What does, however, neither the one nor the other to attack our hairstyles. To believe that the general rule is: "if you love God hides your hair * .

But what they have all these believers to attack our head hair? It is an obsession or what? Look at the monks, the tonsure, Jews, curl * , Sikhs, their turbans and finally, the bearded Muslim * .

Not to mention the revenue they * are losing hairdressers ladies taking care of themselves in their wigs companion ...


* Source image

Monday, December 6, 2010

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Blog paused for half a score of days

As business travelers, the blog will pause for a dixaine days.

Hello to all who pass and good times of Advent!
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Friday, December 3, 2010

Ear Hurts When I Chew

Merchants venom merchants of death!

Who then am I here refer, you ask yourself when reading this title? Merchants to plan. And in this post I am speaking primarily to women who are in most cases the victims of the dictatorship of thinness. And who says dictatorship dictators always said (plural, yes!). Does this remind you anything? Or someone? What was the greatest dictators of the modern world? I'll let you answer in your mind, because I know that you obviously know the answer.

Merchants diet!
Finally, this is "pretty name" that we will now give you, gentlemen nutritionists, yes you who are the prerogative of your knowledge in selling thousands of books with titles like blaming the " I do not know lose weight ", again and again and filling your bank account at the expense of our health and even our lives. Doctor called to ultimately destroy the health of women desperate one day return to the "model mold of thinness" is an attack on the freedom to exist as we were put in the world.

What are you doing ladies? Skeleton die or live in the flesh? It is time to open our eyes and accept that all we're different, that not one of us deserve to be abused by a male voice for evil fantasies. These guys here deserve neither our respect nor our eyes.

False masters of the world!
But who in the bottom of most interest in this false existence? We hammered the brain day after day "message thinness," as if the only female model in which we must exist is: a size 34/36, the hip measurement is not to exceed the 90 and the magnitude should be mandatory minimum 1m72? We recognize them? Yes, men! They are doctors, advertising, magazine designers, fashion designers, or just your spouse.


You doubt?

Then ponder this: Who are couturiers who are parading skeletal models? Men! Who touch the photos with other manequins Photshop to make us believe that the perfect woman that does not exist, is plastered on the walls of the streets? Men! And again: Who hurt by derogatory remarks, belittling women who are on their way, and that they believe does not meet the criteria required? Even men.
Without generality, all this is not fake, most of you gentlemen, require women to remain thin, young and beautiful until the end of their lives. But do you watch? As you require both of you? Do you require that you do not take belly when approaching your 40 years? You do not lose your hair? You do not second hand clothes over the years, never? Yet this does not prevent you from keeping us very disagreeable remarks ... like: I feel the bone when I touch a woman. What tuna! It whale! The sausages! You're fat, you're not taken kilos you? ... And so on.


Being a woman above all
Do we let anyone dictate. Subliminal messages, making you believe that you will be better once you do will weigh more than 50kg. But if you decide to pay attention to your diet, then do it, but only because you and nobody else are you encouraged. Plan or not? Being overweight is dangerous, everybody knows. So what?


It's easier than that!
Eat balanced. Do not even delete any vegetable starches. Balance them by half greens and half the carbohydrates on your plate, eat fruits and white meat of preference. All fish and dairy products, serve you, but only once, without excess. Eat cereals (rice, pasta, pitch etc ... that you cook yourself).


Just one thing. Avoid simple sugars. Fats (reduce them but remove them completely). Chocolate? Yes, but black, true, and mining dose. Cook for yourself, do not buy canned in which there are additions of sugar, salt and preservatives. Do once cheese (1/6th). Do not eat while watching TV, chew a long time and let your brain to register satiety. Beware of alcohols which are full of simple sugars. Do not snack between meals. Do something physical, minimum 30 minutes per day (swimming, walking, biking ect .. as your physical situation ; allows). That, and yet I'm not Dukan.

... Especially be patient. The result is worth it. Learn to love yourself, do not try to look like another. And finally, protect your heart symbol, put a barrier to all these poor in spirit that you would otherwise.

Special Message: For people with diabetes , the problem does not arise in the same way. Consult a physician specializing in this area and follow what he tells you about the food because it's your health. Diabetes is dangerous once said if you do not have a balanced super power.
For bulimics, anorexics , the same principle, it is a real illness that needs treatment by good and true specialists.